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"Back in middle school after summer vacation, Greg Heffley and his older brother Rodrick must deal with their parents' misguided attempts to have them bond." - Internet Movie Database
"It’s about time little bro, that you learn the secrets to an easy life.Rule Number 1 - Don’t be good at something that you don’t want to do.
Rule Number 2 - Always lower mom and dad’s expectations.
Don’t talk to anyone, don’t look at anyone.. don’t sit down." - Rodrick Heffley
"One day I’ll be rich and famous. But for now, I’m stuck in middle school with a bunch of MORONS." - Greg Heffley
"For me to say for the record, the middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented." - Greg Heffley
(When Greg commented on how Rowley wore his back pack)
"Greg Heffley: Stop. You look like one of the seven dwarves. Always wear one strap. One strap is cool.
Rowley Jefferson: Then why do they put two straps instead of one?
Greg Heffley: Because the people who make backpacks aren’t cool.Greg Heffley: You know what has one strap? Machine guns. You know what else? Electric guitars.Greg Heffley: You know what else?Rowley Jefferson: Purses?"